Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!
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Title: Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 595: Opinion.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Minerva McGonagall gives Severus Snape very ‘Gryffindor’ advice.
Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!
“That’s it. I’m done. Declaring my feelings didn’t work. Thanks so much for that terrible advice, Minerva.” Severus said, flopping dejectedly into her office’s sofa.
“Harry wouldn’t have rejected you. He’s crazy about you.”
“I’ll have to move to Bhutan, or somewhere equally far. I can’t face him after this.”
“Don’t be daft.”
“Minerva-
“Your so-called declaration was ridiculously subtle, wasn’t it?”
“I-
“And now you’re wallowing in typical Slytherin melodrama.”
“There’s no such thing as Slytherin melodrama.”
“That’s a matter of opinion.”
“Don’t you-
“Oh, shush!”
“Minerva!”
“What? Harry loves you. You love him. Just kiss him, you, idiot!”
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Date: 2017-09-28 08:31 pm (UTC)Now I want to see the next scene where Harry reacts to the kiss. <3
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Date: 2017-10-01 11:01 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that this drabble made you laugh, ali. Thanks, as always, for your kind and lovely comment.
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Date: 2017-09-29 03:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-10-01 11:04 pm (UTC)Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine, ada. Your kind and lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :)
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Date: 2017-09-29 03:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-10-01 11:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-09-30 12:49 pm (UTC)So, so cute :3
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Date: 2017-10-01 11:07 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that you found this drabble so cute, maraudersaffair. Thanks so much for your kind and lovely comment. :)
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Date: 2017-10-02 07:00 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2017-10-06 12:57 am (UTC)I'm thrilled that this little drabble made you giggle, keyairreem. Thanks, as always, for your kind and lovely comment. :)
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Date: 2017-10-22 02:53 pm (UTC)Uh-huh. That. :D Severus can deny as much as he wants. There is even a subtle proof that Slytherin melodrama is very much a real thing. Severus must really be thrown off course. Poor thing - at least he has a good friend who has known him long enough to be able to understand and speak 'Slytherin'.
Thank you for sharing your funny piece, dear pekeleke! ^^
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Date: 2017-10-23 08:47 pm (UTC)Meddling, good friend!Minerva is one of my all-time favourite supporting characters to use with Severus. I can see them as very close friends, despite the house-related rivalry they always showed in canon. I think Severus needs someone like this, a no-nonsense sort of friend who is willing to be the Gryffindor voice of his courage when it decides to be too Slytherin for Severus' own good.
I'm glad that you found this drabble funny. Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine. Seeing your name in my in-box left me grinning from ear to ear. :D
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Date: 2017-10-30 10:30 pm (UTC)It seems so obvious.
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Date: 2017-10-31 09:43 pm (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed this one, sarahsezlove. Thanks, as always, for your kind and lovely comment. :)