Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!

[pekeleke]

Title: Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 595: Opinion.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Minerva McGonagall gives Severus Snape very ‘Gryffindor’ advice.
  

Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!

“That’s it. I’m done. Declaring my feelings didn’t work. Thanks so much for that terrible advice, Minerva.” Severus said, flopping dejectedly into her office’s sofa.

“Harry wouldn’t have rejected you. He’s crazy about you.”

“I’ll have to move to Bhutan, or somewhere equally far. I can’t face him after this.”

“Don’t be daft.”

“Minerva-

“Your so-called declaration was ridiculously subtle, wasn’t it?”

“I-

“And now you’re wallowing in typical Slytherin melodrama.”

“There’s no such thing as Slytherin melodrama.”

“That’s a matter of opinion.”

“Don’t you-

“Oh, shush!”

“Minerva!”

“What?  Harry loves you. You love him. Just kiss him, you, idiot!”
 

Comments

[pekeleke]

Hello there, teryarel. It's lovely to hear from you, my dear friend. I hope RL is treating you well, and that the cold that's started to descend upon me hasn't yet managed to reach you. :)

Meddling, good friend!Minerva is one of my all-time favourite supporting characters to use with Severus. I can see them as very close friends, despite the house-related rivalry they always showed in canon. I think Severus needs someone like this, a no-nonsense sort of friend who is willing to be the Gryffindor voice of his courage when it decides to be too Slytherin for Severus' own good.

I'm glad that you found this drabble funny. Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine. Seeing your name in my in-box left me grinning from ear to ear. :D