Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!

[pekeleke]

Title: Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 595: Opinion.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Minerva McGonagall gives Severus Snape very ‘Gryffindor’ advice.
  

Just Kiss Him, You, Idiot!

“That’s it. I’m done. Declaring my feelings didn’t work. Thanks so much for that terrible advice, Minerva.” Severus said, flopping dejectedly into her office’s sofa.

“Harry wouldn’t have rejected you. He’s crazy about you.”

“I’ll have to move to Bhutan, or somewhere equally far. I can’t face him after this.”

“Don’t be daft.”

“Minerva-

“Your so-called declaration was ridiculously subtle, wasn’t it?”

“I-

“And now you’re wallowing in typical Slytherin melodrama.”

“There’s no such thing as Slytherin melodrama.”

“That’s a matter of opinion.”

“Don’t you-

“Oh, shush!”

“Minerva!”

“What?  Harry loves you. You love him. Just kiss him, you, idiot!”
 

Comments

[alisanne]

Hahahaha! Well, that's one way of making your feeling clear, Severus. ;)
Now I want to see the next scene where Harry reacts to the kiss. <3

[adafrog]

lol I'll bet it was way too subtle.

[lav123]

So good!!

[maraudersaffair]

I'm dying to know what Snape said!

So, so cute :3

[keyairreem]

HAHAHAHA Severus was probably so subtle that Harry just looked at him strangely! I mean it's Harry-subtle just doesn't work. LOL Thank you for the giggles!

[teryarel]

I love Minerva when she's being all out Gryffindor: in your face but still your friend.
And now you’re wallowing in typical Slytherin melodrama. Uh-huh. That. :D Severus can deny as much as he wants. There is even a subtle proof that Slytherin melodrama is very much a real thing. Severus must really be thrown off course. Poor thing - at least he has a good friend who has known him long enough to be able to understand and speak 'Slytherin'.

Thank you for sharing your funny piece, dear pekeleke! ^^

[sarahsezlove]

Haha
It seems so obvious.