Dear Severus.
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pekelekeTitle: Dear Severus.
Rating : G.
Author: pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written in response to Ree's prompt: Next Time.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
A/N: I wrote two very different 100's in response to a couple of prompts that my dear friend, Ree, threw my way.
These two pieces have been written specifically for her in the hope that they might make her smile whenever she has the chance to take a break from the busy work-schedule that awaits her in the next couple of weeks.
Take heart, my friend. You won't be busy forever. And don't forget to have fun. Preferably outrageous, lighthearted fun... :D
Summary: Severus receives a letter. A thoroughly embarrassing letter. A letter that he fervently wishes he never bothered to read...
Dear Severus.
Dear Severus:
Next time you stay for the weekend, please make sure that your Packing Charm covers the herb garden area.
I'm returning your pretty little thong to you, since I can't imagine how Harry could possibly fit into such slender wisp of cloth. You should eat more, dear.
Don't forget to praise Harry on his excellent taste, though. I'd have never thought of dressing you in deep purple, but I bet it looks gorgeous against your pale skin. I thought the dangling bell was specially charming.
Love,
Molly
PS: I'd love to have the name of the designer... ;D
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Date: 2013-05-01 02:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-05-01 02:55 am (UTC)Oh my.
I really need a picture of this. *g*
And I love that Molly wants the designer's name. :)
Cute!
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Date: 2013-05-01 02:22 pm (UTC)I'm glad this drabble made you laugh. Thanks for your lovely review.
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Date: 2013-05-01 03:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-01 02:24 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled you found this hilarious. Thanks for taking the time to both read and review.
PS: On my last PM to you I mentioned that I didn't have your latest AO3 link, sorry about that. I do have it and it's already been added to the list.
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Date: 2013-05-01 03:55 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-05-01 08:07 am (UTC)Severus in deep purple thong with dangling bell - I want picture of this!
Great work!
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Date: 2013-05-01 02:28 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that this piece managed to make you laugh. Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review. Your lovely comments are greatly appreciated, myk_myk.
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Date: 2013-05-01 12:55 pm (UTC)I made a quick translation to Hungarian :)
http://napisnarry.livejournal.com/5346.html
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Date: 2013-05-01 02:35 pm (UTC)You are right about how poor Sev's next visit to the Burrow is going to feel really uncomfortable for him. Molly didn't seem all that flustered about her find, but Severus is a lot more... reserved.
Thanks so much for taking the time to all: read, review and translate another work of mine. I’ll add this new link to my list. :D
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Date: 2013-05-01 01:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2013-05-01 05:38 pm (UTC)http://youtu.be/9NiAD17wpEY chuck berry, singing "my ding-a-ling" (suggestive but g rated, sort of LOL)
great reading! and yes, i'd love to see severus ringing his bell, as it were. ;)
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Date: 2013-05-02 02:37 pm (UTC)I went to check out this 'classic' you sent me and didn't know if I wanted to laugh hysterically first or blush like a schoolgirl... Now you've put this rather intriguing picture of Severus ringing his... bell... in my mind, you wicked, wicked, woman... I'll blame you for it if I ever write it down, you know? ;D
Thanks so much for the laughter, the blushing and even the inspiration that your reviews so often give me. I treasure all of it. All of it, fallconsmate.
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Date: 2013-05-02 05:35 pm (UTC)isn't that just a hysterical song? and i can see severus strutting, every step a hip twitch to ring that bell. can't you? *giggling*
i'm glad my comments bring a smile to your face. that makes *me* happy!
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Date: 2013-05-06 06:53 am (UTC)I would like to know Harry's reaction too *snickers more*
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Date: 2013-05-06 01:48 pm (UTC)Yes, I'm pretty sure that Severus is mortified. So mortified, in fact, that I can picture him quite clearly casting an Incendio on this letter, as soon as he recovers from the shock of receiving it, and never, ever, let Harry know what it contained...
On the other hand... maybe Harry will steal it from his lax fingers, before he can react... Hummm... either way the next visit to the burrow is going to be awfully awkward, at least for poor Sev. I don't think Molly was all that flustered... ;D
I'm glad that this little piece made you laugh, shadow. Thanks so much for your lovely comment.
Hugs
pekeleke
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