Dear Severus.

[pekeleke]

Title: Dear Severus.

Rating : G.

Author: pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written in response to Ree's prompt: Next Time.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

A/N: I wrote two very different 100's in response to a couple of prompts that my dear friend, Ree, threw my way.
These two pieces have been written specifically for her in the hope that they might make her smile whenever she has the chance to take a break from the busy work-schedule that awaits her in the next couple of weeks.
Take heart, my friend. You won't be busy forever. And don't forget to have fun. Preferably outrageous, lighthearted fun... :D

Summary: Severus receives a letter. A thoroughly embarrassing letter. A letter that he fervently wishes he never bothered to read...

 

Dear Severus.

Dear Severus:

Next time you stay for the weekend, please make sure that your Packing Charm covers the herb garden area.

I'm returning your pretty little thong to you, since I can't imagine how Harry could possibly fit into such slender wisp of cloth. You should eat more, dear.

Don't forget to praise Harry on his excellent taste, though. I'd have never thought of dressing you in deep purple, but I bet it looks gorgeous against your pale skin. I thought the dangling bell was specially charming.

Love,

Molly

PS: I'd love to have the name of the designer... ;D

 

Comments

[pekeleke]

OMG! I never thought I'd find a person who is worse than me when it comes to enjoying innuendo, but... you are it! ;D

I went to check out this 'classic' you sent me and didn't know if I wanted to laugh hysterically first or blush like a schoolgirl... Now you've put this rather intriguing picture of Severus ringing his... bell... in my mind, you wicked, wicked, woman... I'll blame you for it if I ever write it down, you know? ;D

Thanks so much for the laughter, the blushing and even the inspiration that your reviews so often give me. I treasure all of it. All of it, fallconsmate.

[fallconsmate]

i'm nearly 50, sugar...i've had a long time to practice being as wicked as i am. ;)

isn't that just a hysterical song? and i can see severus strutting, every step a hip twitch to ring that bell. can't you? *giggling*

i'm glad my comments bring a smile to your face. that makes *me* happy!