Dear Severus.

[pekeleke]

Title: Dear Severus.

Rating : G.

Author: pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written in response to Ree's prompt: Next Time.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

A/N: I wrote two very different 100's in response to a couple of prompts that my dear friend, Ree, threw my way.
These two pieces have been written specifically for her in the hope that they might make her smile whenever she has the chance to take a break from the busy work-schedule that awaits her in the next couple of weeks.
Take heart, my friend. You won't be busy forever. And don't forget to have fun. Preferably outrageous, lighthearted fun... :D

Summary: Severus receives a letter. A thoroughly embarrassing letter. A letter that he fervently wishes he never bothered to read...

 

Dear Severus.

Dear Severus:

Next time you stay for the weekend, please make sure that your Packing Charm covers the herb garden area.

I'm returning your pretty little thong to you, since I can't imagine how Harry could possibly fit into such slender wisp of cloth. You should eat more, dear.

Don't forget to praise Harry on his excellent taste, though. I'd have never thought of dressing you in deep purple, but I bet it looks gorgeous against your pale skin. I thought the dangling bell was specially charming.

Love,

Molly

PS: I'd love to have the name of the designer... ;D

 

Comments

[pekeleke]

Hello there again, shadow! ;D

Yes, I'm pretty sure that Severus is mortified. So mortified, in fact, that I can picture him quite clearly casting an Incendio on this letter, as soon as he recovers from the shock of receiving it, and never, ever, let Harry know what it contained...

On the other hand... maybe Harry will steal it from his lax fingers, before he can react... Hummm... either way the next visit to the burrow is going to be awfully awkward, at least for poor Sev. I don't think Molly was all that flustered... ;D

I'm glad that this little piece made you laugh, shadow. Thanks so much for your lovely comment.

Hugs
pekeleke