Neither Fire Nor Brimstone.

[pekeleke]

Title: Neither Fire Nor Brimstone.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 565: Wealth.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Harry receives an invitation. A surprisingly Un-Snape-ish one.

A/N: This drabble was written for those of you out there who wanted a sequel to So—Er—Pint? Therefore it will make very little sense to anyone who hasn’t read that first.

Neither Fire Nor Brimstone.

 

Harry expects Snap-Severus’ reply to arrive in the form of fire, brimstone, howlers and/or a wealth of hexes; so he’s understandably delighted by Snap-Severus’ hope-inducing invitation to “visit him immediately.”

“Snap-Severus? I’m her—”

“Petrificus Totalus!  Incarcerous!  Mobilicorpus!”

‘Oh-shit-oh-shit-oh-shit,’ Harry panics as Snap-Severus levitates him into a chair.

“You sent me a letter, Potter. A love letter. Someone gave you defective Amortentia.”

‘Amortentia?’ Harry’s heart breaks. ‘Oh, Severus—

“Don’t look so worried. You won’t love me for long. This antidote will fix you.”

‘It can’t. I love you for real, you, idiot.’

“Bottoms up, Potter.”

'Fine!' Harry swallows. 'You'll see.'

 

Comments

[pekeleke]

Of course it won't work. But then Severus wouldn't be the snarky, oblivious, impossible git we'd all love to shake until he comes to his senses if he hadn't reacted with predictable suspicion. Harry will make him see the error of his ways in no time flat, though. Poor Sev! *grins evilly*

Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine, ali. Your kind and lovely comment meant the world to me. :D