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Title: Criminally Insane.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 450: Available.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Severus stiffened from head to toes. 'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'


Criminally Insane.
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What's such a classy bloke doing on a dump like this?  Want some company?”

Severus stiffened from head to toes.  'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'
I'm waiting for someone.  I'm not... available. ”

Really?”  The stranger frowned, looking genuinely disappointed.  “Your bloke is an idiot, mate.  I'd take you to posh restaurants and the theater if you were mine.”

But I'm not yours.”  Severus growled, annoyed.

I see...  Your man isn't just criminally insane.  He's lucky, too.”

Yeah.  I'm the luckiest bloke on Earth.”  Harry whispered, having finally arrived.  “Thank you for reminding me, mate.”

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Date: 2014-11-26 08:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] myk_myk
I really, really, really love the word "mate". I don't even know why. :)
I'm sure Harry takes Severus to "posh restaurants and the theater" if Severus wants to go there.
Brilliant as always.

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Date: 2014-11-27 04:35 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] adafrog
lol

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Date: 2014-12-01 10:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] agneskamilla
I wonder if the mysterious man left with a hex or three from Harry. Probably not... although he was hitting on Harry's man.
A very original idea and entertaining end result (not for poor bloke, I am almost convinced that Harry did hex him at the end) Bravo, dear!

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Date: 2014-12-02 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keyairreem
Bravo! Trust a stranger to show just how wonderful Snarry is. Bravo to Severus for saying he is taken. Nice timing Harry which is usually not his forte. LOL Thanks for sharing.

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