Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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Title: Snark. Snide. Repeat.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 434: Rest and Relaxation.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: “I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation, Potter.”
Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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“I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation.”
“Trust me: you do.”
“This list is ridiculous, Harry.”
“Just... try it.”
“Use your breath. Preposterous. I've been using my breath since birth.”
“Sweetheart...”
“Savor scents. What a load of hippy nonsense.”
“Severus!”
“Count the day’s triumphs. Let's see—I teach dunderheads for a living. Triumphs are woefully out of reach.”
“Be nice.”
“Play. Seriously? Do I look like I'm four?”
“Severus, please... I'm worried about you.”
“Fine! Embrace what you can’t control. I've Exceeded Expectations on this one. I didn't merely embrace you. I married you, Harry.”
“Aww! You, charmer.”
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Date: 2014-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)I hope to read more from you soon.
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Date: 2014-08-08 01:52 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that you found this drabble so cute. Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :)
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Date: 2014-08-07 09:46 pm (UTC)I guess Harry's going to have to settle for one out of five. ;)
Very cute take on the prompt!
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Date: 2014-08-08 01:59 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that you found this drabble so cute. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment, ali. :)
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Date: 2014-08-17 01:34 pm (UTC)Hugs,
myk
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Date: 2014-08-20 04:07 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for your review, myk.
hugs
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