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Title: Snark. Snide. Repeat.

Author: pekeleke

Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 434: Rest and Relaxation.

Rating: G

Length: 100

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: “I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation, Potter.”

Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation.”

Trust me: you do.

This list is ridiculous, Harry.”

Just... try it.

Use your breath.  Preposterous.  I've been using my breath since birth.”

Sweetheart...”

Savor scents.  What a load of hippy nonsense.

Severus!

Count the day’s triumphs.  Let's seeI teach dunderheads for a living.  Triumphs are woefully out of reach.

Be nice.

Play.  Seriously?  Do I look like I'm four?

Severus, please...  I'm worried about you.

Fine!  Embrace what you can’t control.  I've Exceeded Expectations on this one.  I didn't merely embrace you.  I married you, Harry.

Aww!  You, charmer.

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Date: 2014-08-07 05:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] twd_princess
Very cute. I liked this. And Severus does know how to charm Harry.
I hope to read more from you soon.

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Date: 2014-08-07 09:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alisanne
Bwahahaha!
I guess Harry's going to have to settle for one out of five. ;)
Very cute take on the prompt!

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Date: 2014-08-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
elmyraemilie: (Default)
From: [personal profile] elmyraemilie
You've got Snape down to a science, here! :-)

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Date: 2014-08-08 12:26 am (UTC)
adafrog: (Default)
From: [personal profile] adafrog
bwaaa hahaha Thanks.

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Date: 2014-08-08 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keyairreem
HAHAHA Poor Harry-you cannot win against the Snark-master! Well done! Thank you for sharing.

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Date: 2014-08-08 07:37 pm (UTC)
patolozka: (Default)
From: [personal profile] patolozka
Awww, it´s so cute!!!;-) I love it. Severus is so... ground. Thank you very much!

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Date: 2014-08-17 01:34 pm (UTC)
myk_myk: (Default)
From: [personal profile] myk_myk
Oh, Severus is indeed such a charmer! :)
Hugs,
myk

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Date: 2014-09-10 07:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] agneskamilla
Oh, LOL, best ending ever! I love the snark:)

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