Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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pekelekeTitle: Snark. Snide. Repeat.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 434: Rest and Relaxation.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: “I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation, Potter.”
Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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“I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation.”
“Trust me: you do.”
“This list is ridiculous, Harry.”
“Just... try it.”
“Use your breath. Preposterous. I've been using my breath since birth.”
“Sweetheart...”
“Savor scents. What a load of hippy nonsense.”
“Severus!”
“Count the day’s triumphs. Let's see—I teach dunderheads for a living. Triumphs are woefully out of reach.”
“Be nice.”
“Play. Seriously? Do I look like I'm four?”
“Severus, please... I'm worried about you.”
“Fine! Embrace what you can’t control. I've Exceeded Expectations on this one. I didn't merely embrace you. I married you, Harry.”
“Aww! You, charmer.”