The Trouble With Loving Layers.

[pekeleke]

Title: The Trouble With Loving Layers.

Rating : G.

Author: pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 prompt challenge 379: Heatwave.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: The trouble with loving layers is that you don't want to remove them at all. Which is simply insane, in Ron's humble opinion...

The Trouble With Loving Layers.

“I know you love him but I'm worried about you, mate. Suffering Permanent Blue-balls Syndrome must be horrible.”

Harry choked:
“Blue-balls?  Me?  You're nuts.”

“Look at him, Harry...  He's wrapped up like a mummy in this heatwave. What does it take to get that man undressed?  Crucio?  Imperio?  Virgin sacrifices to Morgana?”

Harry frowned, looking across Molly's lawn towards Severus.
“I don't need dark magic to get laid.”

“Really?  You've been together for three years and I've never seen him lose a single layer...”

“Those layers are part of him, Ron. It's impossible to love Severus without loving them too.”

Comments

[alisanne]

Awww!
Actually, Ron should worry about his own love life and leave Harry's to Severus. ;)
Very sweet!

[pekeleke]

True. Ron should have known better than to poke his nose in Harry's love-life, but then that's what friends are for sometimes. They make uncomfortable remarks and force us into huffy indignation out of sheer worry, no matter how misguided it might be. Here's to hoping that Harry will be able to see that and forgive Ron's faux pass eventually... ;)

I'm glad you found this sweet. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment, ali.