The naked truth.

[pekeleke]

Title: The naked truth.

Rating : R

Author: Pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 prompt challenge 333: Behind the scene.

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Ron is totally horrified when Harry finally tells him the naked truth...

 

The naked truth.

 

 

There's a world of... surprises... behind the scene of Hogwarts' stern-looking staff-members.

When he became a professor, Harry discovered that Minerva sings for a rock-band, Flitwick hunts lions every summer and Severus Snape is... a nudist.

 

“Really?” Ron looks totally horrified.

 

“His robes aren't real, you know?. They're a glamour that only ghosts and teachers can break. He's buck naked all the time...”

 

“That's gross, Harry!”

 

“I like him, Ron. He's... hmmm... I'm trying to join his colony”

 

“His colony? I thought it's only him!”

 

“That's it, don't you see? It's only him until I join. Then it'll be... us...”