The Wondrous Cave.

[pekeleke]

Title: The Wondrous Cave.

Rating : G.

Author: pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 prompt challenge 356: Confession.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Severus is reminded that subtlety doesn't work on gryffindors...

A/N: Wrote two very different drabbles for this prompt and couldn't make up my mind about which one to submit, so I'm posting both of them. :)

 

The Wondrous Cave.

Severus stormed into Minerva's office:
“Whoever claimed that confession is good for the soul should be crucioed!”

“What happened?”

“Potter happened! I finally confessed my feelings and he said thank you. What kind of answer is that?”

“Harry wouldn't have...” Minerva eyed him suspiciously ”What exactly did you say?”

“I said he isn't loathsome anymore”

“Severus!”

“I was being subtle.”

“Subtlety doesn't work on gryffindors.”

“I can't say I want to bend him over my desk and plunder his wondrous cave with my one-eyed-pirate...”

“That'll work”

Severus gaped.
“It will?”

“Trust me. You'll be plundering his wondrous cave by nightfall.”

Comments

[alisanne]

Bwahahahaha!
Minerva is totally unshockable, isn't she? 'One-eyed pirate...' *giggles*
I love their relationship here. I can totally see Minerva as his confidant. :)
Very sweet! *still giggling*

[pekeleke]

I think that after decades of dealing with both, Albus and Severus, there's not much that can really shock Minerva. I like to imagine that she could love Severus like a mother, or an older sister, and I'm glad you liked their relationship in this piece.

One-eye-pirate... yeah, I know. I have no excuse for that one, but it made you giggle and that's all that matters. Thank you, as always, for your lovely review. :)

[fallconsmate]

you know....i could have channelled minerva right here. no real expression, just the comment "that'll work" *falls about laughing*

i can just SEE the look on severus' face!!!! beautifully done!

[pekeleke]

LOL, I can imagine the look on poor Sev's face, too. It's amazing how, trying to be scornful, he ends up giving Minerva the perfect weapon to shock him right out of his funk. ;)

I'm glad you enjoyed this. Thank you, as usual, for your wonderful review.

[mrs_sweetpeach]

The more I think about this, the funnier it gets. I can totally picture Minerva's voice & expression throughout the story and Severus gaping in surprise as well. Well done!

[pekeleke]

LOL, I honestly think that Minerva will start laughing the moment Severus leaves the room. ;)
I'm glad you found this funny. Thank you for taking the time to both read and review. It's greatly appreciated.

[accioslash]

Hahahahahaha! I have no idea why I found this so hysterical, but I did. "One-eyed-pirate"? Bwhahahaha!

[pekeleke]

I'm thrilled you found this funny. Thanks for your review. :)

[adafrog]

Bwah!!

[pekeleke]

Thanks! ;)

[majmunka]

Mwahaha, Your Sev is adorable and it's so deliciously cracky :D

[pekeleke]

I'm glad you found Sev adorable. Thank you for taking the time to both read and review, it's greatly appreciated. :)

[keyairreem]

hahahahaha *iz speechless*

[pekeleke]

LOL, Thanks! I'm glad this made you laugh. ;)

[shadownitewolf]

*gigglesnorts* Oh I love Minerva in this fic. She's such a helpful lady in telling Severus that his one-eyed pirate would love to be in Harry's cave.

[pekeleke]

Yes, Minerva's advice here is really priceless. Poor Severus... I wonder if he'll have the courage to actually say that to Harry... ;)

I'm thrilled this made you giggle. Thanks, as usual, for your lovely review.

Hugs

pekeleke