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Title: Mutually Assured Passion.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenges # 614: Bliss, #615:Passion.
Rating: G
Length: 200
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: So there I was, patrolling the dungeons at night, minding my own business, when an exhausted Snape exits his lab and casts Finite on his head.”
A/N:
I want to dedicate this particular work to my dear friend Teryarel, since today is her birthday, and I'm hoping this drabble will make her smile. Happy birthday, Teryarel! May your day, and year, be merry. :D

 

Mutually Assured Passion.

So there I was, patrolling the dungeons at night, minding my own business, when an exhausted Snape exits his lab and casts Finite on his head.”

Ron goggles. “Was he wearing a glamour? Is he bald?”

Neither. Potioneers’ standard head-shield, apparently. He’s got gorgeous shampoo hair.”

Snape’s got shampoo hair.”

Yep. ”

Like the poncy bloke with the funny face on the Sleekeazy’s bottle?”

Harry laughs. “That’s not a funny face, Ron. It’s a smolder. It’s supposed to be sexy.”

It’s stupid.”

Hmmm.”

Does he know?”

Who?”

Snape. Does he know you’ve got— hair-passion?”

It’s not hair-passion, Ron. It's Snape-passion.”

 

 

Tell him, then. He’s over by the bar. Buy him a pint or something.”

I can’t.”

Why not?”

Because he thinks I’m a moron, Ron.”

Snape thinks everyone is a moron.”

Humf!”

You could make the funny face at him.”

The smolder? No way. He’ll hex me.”

Why? Having Snape-passion isn’t a crime, Harry.”

Snape hates me. He’ll be disgusted that I want to paw his gorgeous hair and live with him in mushy, romantic bliss happily-ever-after.”

You’re wrong.”

Am not.”

Are too.”

Why?”

Because you shouted the happily-ever-after bit and now he’s looking over with— Yep. That’s definitely Harry-passion.”

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Date: 2018-02-13 03:33 pm (UTC)
eriador117: snarry, smiling, gof (Default)
From: [personal profile] eriador117
Lovely :)

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Date: 2018-02-13 10:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] adafrog
lol Go supportive Ron.

“Because he thinks I’m a moron, Ron.”
“Snape thinks everyone is a moron.”

lol So true.

Love the idea that Snape has something on his hair that he takes off when not working, but no one knows because he knows he's awesome, and doesn't want all the students to mack on him.

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Date: 2018-02-14 05:57 pm (UTC)
teryarel: (Default)
From: [personal profile] teryarel
Oh I love it! Our two heroes are mutually passionate - and idiots (or morons? idiotic morons?) I'm especially happy with Ron in this one: his comments are the icing on the cake. ^^
Snape’s got shampoo hair.
This sound dry as Sahara dust. I can even see Ron's face - a mixture of disbelief and deadpan. He probably wears this expression a lot during their talk here (intermixed with a few grins, hidden teasing and twinkling eyes). He's such a good and clever friend, coaxing Harry into giving into his passion. I'm sure he'll even manage to surprise Severus and become a good friend to him, too.

My dear friend, thank you so much for this happy, funny double-drabble. It makes me even more happy that you gifted to me this story about friendship, support, passion, and love.

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Date: 2018-03-02 03:38 am (UTC)
alisanne: (Default)
From: [personal profile] alisanne
Ahahaha! Oops.
Well, something will definitely happen now. *g*
Have courage, Harry!

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Date: 2018-03-07 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] keyairreem
Wow that was very mature of your Ron! Nom nom nom! Snape!Hair. lol

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