Title: The Lovely Bastard.
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 613: Contact.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Upon realizing Potter is his blind date Severus decides to murder Minerva oh-so-painfully.
The Lovely Bastard.
Upon realizing Potter is his blind date Severus decides to murder Minerva oh-so-painfully. Potter makes eye contact before Severus can leave though, his welcoming smile and soft-toned “There you are, professor” pique Severus’ curiosity, making him stay.
Severus sits ram-rod straight while Potter babbles non-stop, food forgotten between them. The auror’s sunny smile, demure blush and fidgety fingers tell a story as old as time. “You’re attracted to me.” Severus gasps, panicking.
“Of course. You’re a lovely man, professor.”
“Me? Lovely? That’s ridicu-
“Fine! You’re a bastard then. I like bastards. Will that earn me another date?”