I love Minerva when she's being all out Gryffindor: in your face but still your friend.
And now you’re wallowing in typical Slytherin melodrama. Uh-huh. That. :D Severus can deny as much as he wants. There is even a subtle proof that Slytherin melodrama is very much a real thing. Severus must really be thrown off course. Poor thing - at least he has a good friend who has known him long enough to be able to understand and speak 'Slytherin'.

Thank you for sharing your funny piece, dear pekeleke! ^^