Wild Magic.

[pekeleke]

Title: Wild Magic.

Fandom: Harry Potter (Snarry)

Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape.

Author: pekeleke.

Rating: G.

Word count: 665

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

A/N1: Unbetaed. Written for the adventdrabbles (DW,LJ, IJ) 2015 Prompt 1: Winter sunrise. Prompt 2: Snowball fight.

A/N2: This is the first part of my Black Smoke series.

Summary: Severus Snape despised children with the same kind of overzealous fervor with which Minerva Mcgonagal despised miniskirts, Filius Flitwick abhorred mountain giants and the annoying Savior Of The Wizarding World hated his never-ending fame.

Wild Magic.

 

Severus Snape despised children with the same kind of overzealous fervor with which Minerva Mcgonagal despised miniskirts, Filius Flitwick abhorred mountain giants and the annoying Savior Of The Wizarding World, whose awful little pest of a godchild was actually responsible for the giant pickle that Severus' existence had just become, hated his never-ending fame.

He'd have thoroughly despised any precocious child whose random bout of wild magic had managed to affect him in any way whatsoever, but the fact that the brat in question happened to be Lupin's offspring, and that he'd been dangling from Harry-Bloody-Potter's begloved hand like some sort of grotesquely overstuffed little kite when the unthinkable happened only made the situation more intolerable.

He'd been strolling down the road, basket in hand, quietly admiring the lovely winter sunrise and thinking about the warm cup of tea that awaited him back home, when he'd first caught sight of the Boy-Who-Lived-To-Talk-Ridiculously-Loudly about the early morning snowball fight he was planing to have with his giggling sidekick down at Snidget Park. He hadn't paid much attention to their boisterous approach after his initial disparaging head-shake, and had already started to turn the corner into Knockturn Alley proper, when he'd been forcibly transformed into a ruddy tabby kitten, of all things, by a stray flare of childish wild magic.

The painful -and heavily frowned upon- human to animal transfiguration spell had been executed so flawlessly -and so dammed fast- by the child's uncontrolled power that Severus hadn't even seen it coming, least of all had enough time to either deflect it or cast a shield over the delicate jars he was carrying, which were, unfortunately, filled with extra-strength, twice distilled, Empowering Potion. The jars broke as the basket hit the floor, splashing him mid-transformation with the potent brew, thus condemning his magically changing body to remain in its thoroughly unwelcome -and uncomfortably vulnerable- new feline form until the potion that now matted his dark fur, plastering it unpleasantly to his shivering skin, began to lose enough strength for him to cast a successful counter-curse.

Hissing vexedly in displeasure at his untenable predicament, Severus tried to struggle to his feet but was too weak to manage it. He was so busy panicking that his ears failed to both pick up and correctly interpret the pounding sound of hastily approaching footsteps until it was way too late to hide from both the wide-eyed child who'd cursed him and his equally wide-eyed companion.
“Professor? Professor Snape, Sir? Are you-C-Can you…? Oh, Merlin, you're hurt!” Potter squeaked frantically, manly rough voice cracking like a staticky radio-wave as he witnessed Severus' second attempt -and failure- at getting his unfamiliar, weak, little legs to work. “Let me help you. Please. It's the least I can do.”

Severus' pride stung when Potter's shaking hand curled around him, lifting him up into a pair of strong arms he'd have never in a million years allowed to close around him, had he been in his rightful form. He tried to hiss, but the sound came out small and strangled, betraying his new body's intolerable inability to hide its vulnerability.

“My thorry. My magic turned ya into a lil' kitty-cat, Profethor Nape, Thir. But I diddin want to. Twas an accedent.” Young master Lupin whispered contritely, patting Severus' potion-soaked head with a mitten-covered hand, and he'd have hissed his displeasure anew at the unseemly familiarity of such treatment if Potter hadn't picked that very moment to compound the child's faux pas by running a soothing hand over his instinctively arching back, startling him so badly that he reared backwards and would have toppled right out of the Savior's arms if said Savior's much boasted about seeker reflexes hadn't saved the day.

“Calm down, please. It's alright, kitty-er… profe-Severus. There’s no need to raise your hackles. We mean you no harm. You're safe with us, and we're going to fix this, I promise. You'll be back to your usual snarky self in a flash. You'll see...”

TBC.

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Comments

[alisanne]

Oh dear. *stifles giggles lest Severus hear them*
I can't wait to see how you get them out of this one. :)

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm glad you're amused at poor Sev's predicament, ali. I'm sure he'd get to see the situation as good luck in disguise at some point in the future but, until he does, we'd better keep our glee to ourselves, lest he finds a way to hex us both into next year already! ;D

Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review this series so far. Your kind and lovely comment meant the world to me. <3

[sweetmelodykiss]

Oh my, that is a predicament. Very nice.

[pekeleke]

LOL. Yep. It is a predicament indeed. :D

I'm glad you're enjoying this series so far. Thanks for taking the time to both read and review it. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :D

[firefly124]

Oh my, poor Severus! Love it!

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for your lovely comment. :D

[lara_quinn]

Poor Severus ... a kitty.

[pekeleke]

LOL. Yep. Poor, poor, Severus. I'm sure he'll forgive me in the end, but for now I'm planning to make him suffer a little. It's for his own good, after all. ;D

Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review this series so far. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :D

[majmunka]

Oh my, poor Severus :D But it's so intriguing, I can't wait for more :D

[pekeleke]

I'm thrilled that you're enjoying it, majmunka. Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :D

[torino10154]

Poor Sev! At least Harry can take care of him for now. Looking forward to more. :)

[pekeleke]

LOL. Yep. Poor Sev. And poor Harry! But it'll be all worth it in the end, so I'm sure they'll forgive my evil plotting, eventually. ;D

Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review this series so far, torino. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :)

[mrs_sweetpeach]

Oh my. It looks like we are in for a real treat this advent. I'm not so sure poor Severus will enjoy this as much as we will. (I'll bet he's adorable as a wee kitty, not that I'm brave enough to say that to Severus' face!)

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm glad you think you're in for a treat, Mrs_sweetpeach, and I agree with you, Severus is probably cursing both me and my crazy plot as we speak. I don't think he's too happy about being turned into a little kitty...

Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review this story so far. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :D

[adafrog]

I wanna say cute!, but that would probably make Severus very cranky.

[pekeleke]

LOL. I think all of us are thinking the very same thing about this one, ada. Severus will make for a perfect grumpy kitty. He'll be totally adorable in that role, too. We just have to be careful not to say that around him, or he'll curse us into next year. ;)

Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine, my friend. Your extra-long comment left me smiling from ear to ear. <3

[adafrog]

:)

[teryarel]

"... and the annoying Savior Of The Wizarding World (...) hated his never-ending fame." Oho! Look who's got an insight into Harry - whereas before Severus always thought that Harry loved his fame, now Severus knows he hates it. :D (What I want to say is that this is a good foundation for getting to know Harry better.) (Yes, I am reviewing out of order, but I did read these as posted.)

What is a "giant pickle" for some is a delicious possibility for others. (Is there an emoticon for a big, somewhat leery grin? Sorry, I'll quit rambling.) And this is so adorable!! ^^ Thank you, pekeleke, very much for this story!



On a side note: Poor, dear Severus. This must be horrible for him (even though it is somehow funny and cute and adorable at the same time. All right, I admit to laughing very much and hard. Sorry.). The attributes he uses (the writer uses?) to describe the situation show it: painful, vulnerable, shivering, weak, panicking...

[pekeleke]

LOL. I agree with you, the fact that Severus starts this story already knowing that Harry hates his fame bodes well for their future relationship. At least that's one battle they won't have to fight. ;D

'Is there an emoticon for a big, somewhat leery grin? OMG! *dies laughing* I don't know if there is one out there, but I'd certainly love to see one. ^^

I think Severus would have had a hard time, no matter what situation I put him in at the beginning of the story. I tend to be quite mean to him, do I not? Thankfully, Harry is there to teach him that he can survive anything and fall in love along the way, so he might forgive me one day for the 'giant pickle' I dropped on him and you for laughing at his misfortune. ;D

I'm glad you're enjoying this story, my friend. Thanks, as always, for taking the time not only to read it, but to also send me such lovely and encouraging reviews. I do love our little 'chats' teryarel.

Hugs
pekeleke.