Criminally Insane.

[pekeleke]

Title: Criminally Insane.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 450: Available.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Severus stiffened from head to toes. 'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'

Criminally Insane.
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“What's such a classy bloke doing on a dump like this?  Want some company?”

Severus stiffened from head to toes.  'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'
“I'm waiting for someone.  I'm not... available. ”

“Really?”  The stranger frowned, looking genuinely disappointed.  “Your bloke is an idiot, mate.  I'd take you to posh restaurants and the theater if you were mine.”

“But I'm not yours.”  Severus growled, annoyed.

“I see...  Your man isn't just criminally insane.  He's lucky, too.”

“Yeah.  I'm the luckiest bloke on Earth.”  Harry whispered, having finally arrived.  “Thank you for reminding me, mate.”

Comments

[agneskamilla]

I wonder if the mysterious man left with a hex or three from Harry. Probably not... although he was hitting on Harry's man.
A very original idea and entertaining end result (not for poor bloke, I am almost convinced that Harry did hex him at the end) Bravo, dear!

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm shocked you didn't assume the one to hex him would have been Severus. I like the idea that Harry has been around his lover for long enough to get some of his vengeful traits, someone should definitely have done something to this poacher, so let's go ahead and assume that Harry is just that possessive. I promise not to tell if you don't. :D

I'm glad you enjoyed this one, my friend. Thanks, as usual, for your lovely comment. :)