Criminally Insane.

[pekeleke]

Title: Criminally Insane.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 450: Available.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Severus stiffened from head to toes. 'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'

Criminally Insane.
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“What's such a classy bloke doing on a dump like this?  Want some company?”

Severus stiffened from head to toes.  'I'm going to kill Harry for putting me through this.'
“I'm waiting for someone.  I'm not... available. ”

“Really?”  The stranger frowned, looking genuinely disappointed.  “Your bloke is an idiot, mate.  I'd take you to posh restaurants and the theater if you were mine.”

“But I'm not yours.”  Severus growled, annoyed.

“I see...  Your man isn't just criminally insane.  He's lucky, too.”

“Yeah.  I'm the luckiest bloke on Earth.”  Harry whispered, having finally arrived.  “Thank you for reminding me, mate.”

Comments

[myk_myk]

I really, really, really love the word "mate". I don't even know why. :)
I'm sure Harry takes Severus to "posh restaurants and the theater" if Severus wants to go there.
Brilliant as always.

[pekeleke]

LOL. Actually I was trying to play with the idea that Harry doesn't take Severus to posh restaurants or the theater at all. That doesn't matter to Sev, though, since he's still putting up with Harry's choice and obviously happy enough with that decision to turn someone a bit more... in tune... with the kind of things he may like without a second thought. Sev loves Harry despite his failings, that was where I was going with this one, myk, and I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks, as always, for taking the time to both read and review another work of mine. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :D

PS: One word I love in the english language, just because it sounds amazingly fun is pronk.