Snark. Snide. Repeat.

[pekeleke]

Title: Snark. Snide. Repeat.

Author: pekeleke

Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 434: Rest and Relaxation.

Rating: G

Length: 100

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: “I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation, Potter.”

Snark. Snide. Repeat.
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“I don't need pointers to achieve rest and relaxation.”

“Trust me: you do.”

“This list is ridiculous, Harry.”

“Just... try it.”

“Use your breath.  Preposterous.  I've been using my breath since birth.”

“Sweetheart...”

“Savor scents.  What a load of hippy nonsense.”

“Severus!”

“Count the day’s triumphs.  Let's see—I teach dunderheads for a living.  Triumphs are woefully out of reach.”

“Be nice.”

“Play.  Seriously?  Do I look like I'm four?”

“Severus, please...  I'm worried about you.”

“Fine!  Embrace what you can’t control.  I've Exceeded Expectations on this one.  I didn't merely embrace you.  I married you, Harry.”

“Aww!  You, charmer.”