The Word War.

[pekeleke]

Title: The Word War.

Author: pekeleke

Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 425: Three Little Words.

Rating: G

Length: 100

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Harry really should have known better. Severus couldn't lose a war of words, not even this one.

 
The Word War.
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“That's absolutely ridiculous.”

Harry grinned triumphantly.
“There!  You've done it again.”

“I have not.”

“Come on, admit it.  You always fight in three-word sentences.”

“You are insane.”

“No, I'm not.  If you can do it while angry, you can do it now.”

“I'm not angry.”

“I want to hear three little loving words for a change.  It isn't that hard, Severus.”

“Yes, it is.”

“Pretty please?”

“Fine!  You're... interesting.”

“That's the best you can do?”

“You'd prefer 'cute'?”

“Severus!”

“Cuddly?  Adorable?  Hugable?”

Harry laughed.
“You're impossible!”

“I love you too, Potter.”

“Sweetheart...”

“And I used five words, so I win.”

 

Comments

[alisanne]

Ahahahahah! So clever (both you and Severus). Harry should know better than to get into a word war with Severus. Of course he won. *g*
Delightful. :)

[pekeleke]

LOL. It's true that Harry should have known better than to get into a war of words with Severus, but at least he got to hear the loving words he wanted, and I doubt he's too mad at Sev for that Slytherin competitive streak of his. I think he probably even expected something like this, tbh. :)

I'm thrilled that you found this drabble delightful, ali. Thanks, as always, for your beautiful comment. :)

[mrs_sweetpeach]

LOL! Sneaky Severus, changing the rules like that. What a Slytherin!

[pekeleke]

LOL. Severus is Slytherin to the core, so the temptation to find a way to bend the rules in his favor must have been almost overwhelming. I don't think Harry minded it much, though. :)

Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review this drabble. Your lovely comment was greatly appreciated. :)

[dracdauter]

HaHa! Love Severus' sneaky win.

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it, dracdauter. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment. :D

[patolozka]

Hihihihi, adorable! Severus´ way of fight is really amusing! Thank you very much!

[pekeleke]

LOL. I'm so glad that you found this drabble adorable, pat. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment, my friend. :)

[herika]

It's really adorable. Harry should know better than fight a word war with Severus. He can't win that. Thanks for sharing it. And a question: May I translate it to Hungarian? I would give you the link to it, when I publish it.

[pekeleke]

Thanks so much. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this drabble. :)

Yes, you have my permission to translate this work into Hungarian. I'll update my translation list to include your piece as soon as you send me a link to your post.

Good luck with your translation.
Sincerely
pekeleke

[herika]

Thank you very much.
And here is the link: http://herika001.livejournal.com/129339.html

[pekeleke]

Thanks so much for sending me the link to your translation. I have now added it to my list. Good luck with it. :)

[keyairreem]

Brilliant! Love the byplay! Thank you for sharing.

[pekeleke]

I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it, keyairreem. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment. :)

[adafrog]

Cute!

[pekeleke]

Thanks so much, ada! :)

[agneskamilla]

This was very clever and funny and witty and cute!

PS: Yay, I have just read the translation of this one:)

[pekeleke]

Thanks so much, agness. I'm thrilled that you enjoyed not only the original of this drabble, but also the translation. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment. :)

[myk_myk]

Hahaha, of course Severus you win. Not only this word war, but also Harry's heart and I think it is more important!
Hugs,
myk

[pekeleke]

LOL. Of course Severus had to win both Harry's heart and their little word war, anything else would have been totally unacceptable! ;D

I'm thrilled that this drabble made you laugh, my friend. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment.

Hugs
pekeleke