Drool-Worthy.
Title: Drool-Worthy.
Rating : G
Author: pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 prompt challenge 395: No Doubt.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Some sights, once seen, can not be un-seen. What lies under Snape's robes is simply... drool-worthy.
Drool-Worthy.
“Merlin! You should have seen him. The git is so damned hot it should be illegal.”
“Snape? Hot? That's impossible, Harry. I've got no doubt the guy hasn't had sex in his life.”
“You didn't get to disrobe him when they brought him in. He's got a warrior's chest: all lean muscle, scarred skin and an honest-to-goodness nipple-ring...”
Ron gaped.
“Snape has a nipple-ring?”
”Yep, and it's...”
“Hot enough to make you drool.”
“I'm asking him out the moment I discharge him.”
“That's it! If wearing a nipple-ring helps Severus-Bloody-Snape pull someone while he's unconscious then I'm getting one tomorrow...”
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and that's so funny. Severus wasn't even awake to appreciate the effect he was having on Harry. (but he'll surely appreciate it later ;P)
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I'm pretty sure that Severus will be delighted with his conquest once he gets over the shock of having Harry Potter ask him out for no apparent reason. :)
I'm thrilled that you found this drabble funny. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment, my friend. :)