LOL. I agree with you on that one. The nipple ring effect might lose some of its... potency... when we place that all important piece of jewelry on Ron's chest.

I'm pretty sure that Severus will be delighted with his conquest once he gets over the shock of having Harry Potter ask him out for no apparent reason. :)

I'm thrilled that you found this drabble funny. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment, my friend. :)