The Trouble With Loving Layers.
Title: The Trouble With Loving Layers.
Rating : G.
Author: pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 prompt challenge 379: Heatwave.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: The trouble with loving layers is that you don't want to remove them at all. Which is simply insane, in Ron's humble opinion...
The Trouble With Loving Layers.
“I know you love him but I'm worried about you, mate. Suffering Permanent Blue-balls Syndrome must be horrible.”
Harry choked:
“Blue-balls? Me? You're nuts.”
“Look at him, Harry... He's wrapped up like a mummy in this heatwave. What does it take to get that man undressed? Crucio? Imperio? Virgin sacrifices to Morgana?”
Harry frowned, looking across Molly's lawn towards Severus.
“I don't need dark magic to get laid.”
“Really? You've been together for three years and I've never seen him lose a single layer...”
“Those layers are part of him, Ron. It's impossible to love Severus without loving them too.”
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Since you've given me permission to translate any of your works, I translated this one as well. I'll post it as soon as your work appears on AO3. Cheers!
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It was wonderful to hear from you again so soon after our last exchange. I'm thrilled that you found this little drabble so hilarious.
Thanks for letting me know about your translation. I've already added your name to my list, as usual. :D
I normally don't post a single drabble on AO3, since I tend to collect at least three and post them over there all at once. That means that I wouldn't have posted this one there for another three weeks or so under normal circumstances, since I updated that account just last week.
But, now that I know that you are only waiting for this particular piece to appear in order to post yours, I'll try to put it up on AO3 later today just for you, my friend.
Thanks, as always, for taking the time to all: read, review and translate another piece of mine. Your constant support of my work is a truly priceless gift that I value greatly. :)
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