LOL. That's very true. Severus knows he's going to be tempted to jump Harry's bones sooner or later, so he might as well surrender in a way that has him calling the shots and making fun of Harry at the same time. He's the ultimate Slytherin, after all. :D :D :D

I'm glad this little drabble made you laugh, mywitch. Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review it. Your kind and lovely comment was much appreciated. :)