Potter's Picky Potioneer.

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Title: Potter's Picky Potioneer.
Author: pekeleke
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenges #685: Investigation.
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: none.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. I make no profit from writing fanfiction.
Summary: Potter pursues a potioneer. This particular potioneer is a picky prat.

Potter's Picky Potioneer.

 

"There should be an investigation into your ballroom-corner-looming, Snape. It's unnaturally bewitching."

Severus snorts at Potter's latest pick-up-line. "That utter tripe eclipses the nonsense about angels you spouted last month, Potter."

"Don't be mean. Took me ages to think that one up."

"Really? Merlin! How do you ever get laid?"

"I don't. The bloke I fancy is impossibly picky."

"Is he?"

"Either that or he's an oblivious prat."

"Maybe he's wary. With flirting that awful, he probably thinks you're jesting." 

"I'm not. I-I'm-

"P-utterly smitten?"

Potter blushes adorably. "Y-yeah."

"Seriously?"

"Yes."

"Oh!"

"Please, Snape-

"Fine! I'm— p-utterly smitten too, Po-er-Harry."