Gryffindor Technique.
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Title: Gryffindor Technique.
Rating : G
Author: pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snape100's Challenge 559: Snape the Gryffindor.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Oh, for Merlin's sake! Allow me to demonstrate proper Gryffindor technique.
Gryffindor Technique.
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Potter's constant blushing was getting on Severus' nerves. He'd come into the shop, hover around like a bad smell, stutter something utterly incomprehensible and run away without purchasing a single potion. The bastard.
“Let me guess: You're not buying anything this time, either. Are you?” Severus sighed and watched the infuriating gormlessness make its inevitable appearance.
“I... Er...”
“Stop stammering, already! You're embarrassing yourself.”
Potter blushed like a flustered Hufflepuff and Severus simply... snapped.
“Oh, for Merlin's sake! Allow me to demonstrate proper Gryffindor wooing technique, Auror Potter.” He growled and, grabbing the fool by the robes, snogged him senseless.