Harry's Problem.

[pekeleke]

Title: Harry's Problem.

Author: pekeleke

Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 436: Family Feud.

Rating: G

Length: 100

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Harry Potter has a problem. A very upsetting one, and now Severus Snape is going to find out exactly what it is.

Harry's Problem.
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The day Severus Snape shows up for breakfast with the hunkiest centaurs the world has ever seen Harry Potter chokes on his toast.

His eyes narrow upon noticing that Severus' usually primly-buttoned collar isn't as prim -or as buttoned- as he'd like, and Minerva's gleeful gushing doesn't help:
“Looks like Severus managed the impossible. He's convinced these ornery creatures to stop their family feud.”

“Figures!” Harry harrumphs, drawing Severus' attention.

“What's your problem, Potter?”

“My problem is that the guy I fancy likes them hairy, beastly and mystically cryptic.”

Severus gapes.
“You fancy me?”

“Who doesn't? You're smoking hot, Severus.”

 

Comments

[agneskamilla]

LMAO!!! Harry dear, you have to get yourself together in the face of such contestants;)(Albeit, to be honest, I think there is no real threat here. The centaurs must have known from the stars that Severus belongs to Harry. Period.)

[pekeleke]

" The centaurs must have known from the stars that Severus belongs to Harry. Period." I think they probably did, but Harry may have forgotten how very... prophetic... they can be in the heat of the moment. Good that he did, too, or only Merlin knows how long it would have taken for him to confess his feelings.

I'm glad this one made you laugh so much, agnes. Thanks, as always, for your lovely comment. :)