Harry's Problem.

[pekeleke]

Title: Harry's Problem.

Author: pekeleke

Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Challenge: Written for snarry_100 ( IJ, LJ, DW ) prompt challenge 436: Family Feud.

Rating: G

Length: 100

Warnings: None

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Harry Potter has a problem. A very upsetting one, and now Severus Snape is going to find out exactly what it is.

Harry's Problem.
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The day Severus Snape shows up for breakfast with the hunkiest centaurs the world has ever seen Harry Potter chokes on his toast.

His eyes narrow upon noticing that Severus' usually primly-buttoned collar isn't as prim -or as buttoned- as he'd like, and Minerva's gleeful gushing doesn't help:
“Looks like Severus managed the impossible. He's convinced these ornery creatures to stop their family feud.”

“Figures!” Harry harrumphs, drawing Severus' attention.

“What's your problem, Potter?”

“My problem is that the guy I fancy likes them hairy, beastly and mystically cryptic.”

Severus gapes.
“You fancy me?”

“Who doesn't? You're smoking hot, Severus.”