pekeleke

Title: Customer Support.

Rating : G

Author: pekeleke

Word Count: 100

Challenge: Written for snape100's Challenge 535: Snape and the Quick-Quotes Quill.

Warnings: None.

Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.

Summary: Severus Snape doesn't particularly excel at customer support. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to.

Customer Support.

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“To the aptly-named Mrs. Dumbskull: I specialize in brewing rare and difficult elixirs. I can't fathom why you believe the Pepper-Up potion to be either of those things, but let me assure you that I. Don't. Supply. OWL-Level. Brews.

"I'm redirecting your order to Slugs&Jiggers, since they delight in fleecing anyone lazy enough to dismiss the valuable skills I personally taught at Hogwarts. Blah-di-blah, Severus Snape.”

“You'll lose all your customers, if you treat them like that.” Harry commented, watching Severus sign the rude letter he'd dictated.

Severus smirked, looking playful and unconcerned:
“That's why I use a Quick-Quotes-Quill, Harry.”